I finally found the time

Okay you losers who've got too much time on their hands and reading this blog for god-knows-what reasons (aside from complete boredom maybe).

well, anyway, ive been to Disneyland recently~! so that was fun. we went on teacups~! and everyone was all sick on the thing. ive got video somewhere on the thing somewhere or another. ill figure out how to get the thing up here sometime. its mostly everyone getting sick and yelling at me to stop twisting the thing, while im giving them a lecture on why we should keep spinning the teacup.

aside from that, we saw this ride which the line was probably longer than the one Jesus saw when he was feeding the 5000 people with the 2 fishies and 4 loaves of bread. It was one of those watersplash eek-we're-dropping-at-like-a-million-miles-per-second rides.

i tihnk when we asked the lady at the line, the wait was three hours, so i was thinking "holee crap! 3 flippin' hours! do you know what we can DO in 3 hours? we can eat a hearty lunch, go for about a total of 3 OtHeR rides besides the stupid watersplash eek-we're-dropping-at-like-a-million-miles-per-second, we can take a freakin nap, AND we can walk around Disneyland Tokyo." all in those 3 hours.

well, either way, we didnt go on the ride, cos we could've gone to Sakuragicho and played with the same watersplash i'm-not-even-gonna-do-that-million-times-crap-a-third-time. so it was a nice awesomely cool trip. We went to Disneyland and read everything in Japanese, and we got to be children again.. well.. we got to be childish with a reason this time.

hehe. it was fun. teacups, a peter pan ride we waited 1 hour for (which wasnt worth it, the ride, but the chick spotting was pretty cool, no real lookers though *sigh* but it doesnt matter, May looks the best out of the lot anyway), and a lot of shopping stuff that was pretty awesome.

ill get some pictures going when i find them (sister keeps chucking the damn memeory sticks all over the house), and if i figure out a way to embed video, ill show you lot our retarded-gazelle-gallop.

we went to sankaien gardens yesterday on a sakura viewing thingiemajiggy, that was awesome. but ill put that up on a different post, for ease of reading and all the rest of that crap i make up to make you feel better (haha kidding).

LateR
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EDIT; Okay, i found the pictures (sister keeps chucking the stupid memory sticks all over the living room. anyway, have a laugh (haha shut up).








































hehe. yes, twas fun fun. too bad you werent there. muahaha. dont worry, pay me a visit and you're definately coming with us to Disney. and if You in particular (you know who you are) come up, I'll take you there.

LateR
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What goes on in my head.

i posted this on my clan forum, and i got a lotta feedback from it. not about my query though. it was about my state of mind. hehe;

"Im referring here to the clan application form.

it states; "6. If you are unsuccessful in your application, you can only re apply after a period of 6 months." <-- in reference to the event of application rejection.

so the title sez it all. isnt it a little harsh?half a year? i could understand 3 or even 4, but 6 would be for the die hard people who HAVE to make it into our clan or they'll die a horrible sticky death, being hit by a 60 ton garbage truck, then having their carcass thrown 100 feet in the air, landing in the nearby pond, where the body wont be discovered for days, and when it IS discovered by the bums that roam the area, they'll become cannibals and eat it, and then the cops will bust them, and they'll be beaten for the fun of it. meanwhile, a nuclear war has begun and one of them happens to come careening into the pond area, which results in the disintergration of all the living beings in the area, except for one of the cops, who is affected by the gamma rays emitted by the bomb, which transforms him into a massive dung beatle, which proceeds to eat all the global leaders who have gathered at the united nations to resolve the nuclear war but ends up in a food fight because kofi anan decides that he doesnt like the pie served and throws it at the prime minister of malaysia, who doesnt appreciate the fact that food is being thrown around, so the prime minister shoots kofi in the foot with a water pistol, some water of which splatters all over the suit of george bush, who thinks its really funny to play with water, so he laughs so hard he gets a heart attack. he survives but because he tried applying for clan =UnT= and got rejected, he had to wait 6 months to try again, and while waiting, he gets hit by a 60 ton garbage ruck, then he has his carcasss thrown 100 feet....

So the bottom line is; i think we should shorten the waitlisting time just a little. your thoughts?

LateR
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so yeah.
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The Reports i do.

Well, you probably already know im in a clan for Battlefield 2142 (cos i really cant shut up about it). yeah, so im the official reporter fella of my squad, so i gotta write a match report after every round we have. so ill just post the stuff i write here so i get to read it and be happy (???).

hehe, this ones when we were versing clan BotM;

=UnT= Elite Squad (es) vs Brotherhood of the Mercenary ( clan BotM)

A stunning win of the =UnT= Elite Squad in a match versus clan BotM of 110~0. Stunning not in the way of the scores (which aren’t too shabby, I must say), but more in the way the action played out.

Both teams held formation and performed a deadly pirouette around the map in formation as all the ground gained by one team was quickly taken away in another section.

The es executed its plan (what plan) with precision, as practiced previously (what practice). With Dexxtaa as its head (whining the whole time), the es was coordinated into a single juggernaut that tore down BotM’s defenses and flattened their house, although BotM’s defense was no doubt sturdy and one of the best defense es has come across.

During the first round (defense) BotM quickly took the first flag with a rush that overwhelmed the defense squad posted there. Es pulled back into the main base to defend and hopefully repel the invasion that was sure to come.

BotM managed to push es out of the main flag at one point, but Houtman managed to push the invading force with some sniper assist, and backup. Had BotM managed to kick es out, the game would be lost. At another BotM attempted a massive push up the west side, but was repelled by N3misis, SaladinCB, gg.no-re and ED_Player (who WERENT bored to F&^% all for a change).

During the second round (offense) two flags were assaulted (stylish move, that). The first flag fell quickly and the second went down soon after. BotM was pushed into the main base, and was kept in for a period, until several of its members pushed past es and captured the initial flags. The commander, Dexxtaa cowered in the back, as he dropped a hailstorm of artillery shells onto the enemy troops.

The flags were taken back, and BotM was caged in again as es kept the pressure up, neither side making progress. Again, the round was won and es racked up its 5th win of the season, taking 13th position on the GameArena Ladder.

The match was spectacular, and fairly evenly matched up. Gg BotM luck in the upcoming matches.
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LateR

I hate those Moments

Dont you just hate those moments when;

you're looking around a room, and you happen to look at someone while you're gazing around, and since you're gazing, it looks like you've been staring. so the other person thinks you're nuts, or a wierdo, or you're interested in them (which you're not). so they eitther get flattered, or they think you're off your rocker. this probably ends in them tihnking you like them and they will act accordingly, most of the time to mutual disaster.

LateR

Math homework

Haha. ive got math homework. what fun. awesome stuff math, you know. everyone sez its hard but it really isnt. just follow through logically and you'll get there. you sometimes dont even need to memorize the formula to get through. its pure logic. someone said that math is the universal language, isnt that awesome? cos i think it is. i mean, theres no language barrier in math at all~!! everyone can understand it if they tried. think about it, if we figured out a way to chuck every possible meaning into a mathematical equation, there would be no barrier at all in the world, everyone would understand each other. this would probably result in the extinction of misunderstandings and hence, war. math is awesome!

now you just gotta figure out which part of that paragraph im lying about.

hehe
LateR

Poem to you.

I made it up on the spot, so i thought id put this here, for longevity. cos ive already got this up on my friendster account.

The stars, my love,
They shine so true,
They shine like thus, *i climb a chair or something and play with an LED or a laser*
For me and you,

Whether im hurt, *after i hit the ground or something*
Or whether im sore,
I'll take comfort,
In knowing im yours,

So much to see,
so much to know,
but you sweep me away,
with your divine glow, *explanation for me falling of the *&%# chair*

maybe it is so,
maybe its my flu,
but love was made,
for me and you.

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Okay.

Alright ladies and gentlemen,

this blog died like. a millenia ago (bad grammar i know, but it sounds cooler). at the time it was a beta i imagine. so i stopped using it, and it crashed and burned. but now im back! and ive found my calling, and its writing. i love writing, and i start talking about the randomest things sometimes.

so anyway, yeah. i should be keeping this blog pretty updated, unless i die out like the last one. psh who cares. no one reads this thing anyway. i write a load of garbage anyway, ill be lucky if someone stumbles across this thing and actually bothers to read this stuff.

bwaahaaaa~!!

well, anyway, for the people who DID bother to read this far, a profound thought to mull over;

now that we know that the answer to life and the universe and everything is 42, the question is, why?

haha! told you i write crap. anyway, check out www.ugn.com.au. May, you dont need to check it out. hehe. ive told you already.

LateR
Dexxtaa
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